… and hard candy
… and pogo sticks
… and puppy toenails
… and roller blades
… and taffy
… and pointy sticks
… and scissors
… and envelopes*
… and doorjambs*
… and potato slicers*
… and sun visors*
… and coffee tables*
… and lip gloss tubes*
… and sidewalks*
… and carpeted rooms*
… and, well, I guess you get the point.
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As of yesterday, I have health insurance!
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* This is ME we’re talking about here.
Congratulations, it is a big thing to have health insurance.
So if you come watch my fireworks display you are covered, right?
I believe so , yes. 🙂
You forgotted plastic bags & bubbles 😀
D’oh! I can’t believe I left that out! That was a more recent injury too!
Sun visors? You are truly one of a kind…
I know what you mean about sidewalks, though. Evil, evil things.
I have had one of these attack me once. It was in my fathers truck. Ornery things I tell you, wanted to do nothing but cause me pain.
ROFL!
Abby, it was a total fluke. Figures I was driving down the highway when it happened.
*Puts a lampshade hat on Mel and hands her some Captian.*
Party!
Ahh… mi capitan.
Health insurance? What’s that?
Totally awesome, Melanie! Yay! That rocks!
I know, right? I even have doctor’s appointments scheduled for later this month. Amazing!
Congratulations!! That is so freakin’ awesome!!
Okay, totally reminds me of the Friends where Joey finally gets his insurance back and they’re about to hit him with a bat to celebrate, lol.
ROFLMAO!! I miss Friends. I love that episode!