If you’re ever feeling the urge to buy me a present and aren’t sure what to get, buy me this.

In bulk.

The following conversation may have taken place after a good hand washing:

“This smells so good it makes me want to lick my hands.”

“It makes me want to *ahem* with my hands.”

If that doesn’t sell you, I don’t know what does.

*B&BW did not pay me for this endorsement, but I’m happy to accept bribes in the form of more soap.